In Jedi news a startling revelation surfaced as recent midi-chlorian tests confirmed that Ronald's son has a higher degree of force capabilities than his daddy!

Embattled Jedi Knight Ronald T. Jones under constant scrutiny by the Jedi Council for reckless behavior bordering on full blown Sith activity called the testing procedures into question as both Master Yoda and Master Mace Windu collected his offspring overturning previous paternal obligations!

After it was later revealed that Ronald T. Jones did engage in intimate relations with an outsider yet to be named... I mean like where did his son come from in the first place considering that Jedi are supposed to practice abstinence DUH?

Anywho...

Ronald T. Jones immediately resigned from the Jedi Order in protest and has been seen roaming about the deserts of Tatooine muttering cuss words to himself and rambling madly about one day dueling with his own son if he did not agree to rule the galaxy or at least a deserted parking lot together as father and son!

Meanwhile the new padawan and former son of estranged Jedi Ronald was given a much cooler light saber gleaming with the vibrant color orange after inventing an 8th dueling technique (Windu has only seven btw) and unlike his father who never mastered number 4 and can barely do 3 if at all he will hold it down like what!

There will be more on this story as it develops...

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