Famed Earth Squadron creator Jarvis Administrator was taken captive by an elite alien special forces unit and is being held for ransom!
Negotiators working around the clock have managed to place a value of 2 dollars and 79 cents with the alien pirates for the safe return of the founder of BSFS dot com!
In the meantime an associate of Jarvis has assumed complete control of BSFS dot com...
The Press Conference...
Reporter: "Mister Hectic, why were you placed in charge of BSFS dot com during the absence of Administrator?"
Flex Hectic: "I got nothing but love for my brotha we go back like what... He wouldn't want it any other way I swear!"
Reporter: "Is there any truth to the rumor that you have close ties to the very aliens that have abducted him?"
Flex Hectic: "NAW... That is totally unfounded... I categorically deny all that and then some!"
Reporter: "Is it true then that you pimp slap Ronald T. Jones all day every day via Skype because you are a BOSS like that?"
Flex Hectic: "Yes, it's true I am a BOSS!"
Reporter: "If or when Administrator returns to assume his duties as the leader will you relinquish your current position?"
Flex Hectic: "Uhm yeah... Of course... I mean if he returns that is but if he don't I got this!"
Reporter: "Mister Hectic as a self proclaimed black super hero why are you not leading the charge to rescue yo boy personally?"
Flex Hectic: "Next question!"
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