The Grinch finally claps back at famous diss song aimed at him from 1966 Dr. Seuss cartoon!

Responding to accusations of having stolen Christmas The Grinch retaliates with a long awaited response to set the record straight on what really went down way back when! caught up with The
Grinch just before launching his worldwide tour in an exclusive interview!

BSFS: "Mister Grinch, why did you wait so long to respond to diss song created back in 1966?"

Grinch: "See what had happened was... I was chilling with my boy Big Frost (Frosty The Snowman) getting into the holiday spirit when we heard this track putting me on blast about stealing X-mas and whatnot! Big Frost said I should "Chill" and give them a pass because it's all about spreading cheer and joy so I kept quiet at first! But every year the lies in that song got to me whenever they played the cartoon and it built up to this!"

BSFS: "We're going to listen to the song in question and then go over the harsh lyrics that started all this controversy!"

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, 
You're as charming as an eel, 
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a 
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile, 
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, 
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you, 
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk, 
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you, 
Are as follows, and I quote"

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap 
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, 
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and, 
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch! 

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich, 
With arsenic sauce!

Grinch: "See right there I aint as cuddly as a cactus I got females on standby all day every day who claim otherwise and my heart aint an empty hole I'm from Southside Whoville where you can't survive without heart or get caught slipping... Just saying!"

BSFS: "I see... So what about the termites in your smile?"

Grinch: "I had platinum fronts way before it was fashionable in Hip Hop so wooden teeth aint my style!"

BSFS: "The song kind of indirectly makes it seem like you are broke and that is why you were hating on X-mas and tried to jack Whoville citizens out of their expensive gifts!"

Grinch: "The 'G' in Grinch stands for green so I was always about my paper which I stacked up in that big house on the side on the mountain in a wealthy hood up there... Man my pockets is PHAT like what I aint gotta jack nobody for nothing!"

BSFS: "What about your crooked horse!"

Grinch: "That's really a special breed of imported pit bull mix that never pulled a sleigh ever he sits up front on 36 inch rims on my SUV sloshing through the snow in four wheel drive flossing and parking lot pimping for real!"

BSFS: "Is it true then that you were trying to swagger jack Santa Claus?"

Grinch: "NAW mayne... Santa is my dawg we go way back! I set him up with Mrs. Claus back when he was all shy that's my peeps right there I would never swagger jack him! Big shout out to Kris Kringle keep it real player"

BSFS: "Last question... STINK! STANK! STUNK!"

Grinch: "That's just straight hating right there! I use the best cologne and bathe regularly up in my giant sized whirlpool while all them Whoville peeps be freezing their @$$#$ off down there! That's something a hater who don't know me would say cause I be smelling like the exotic flowers in my football field sized indoor garden! That's how I get down!"

BSFS: "Thank you for your time Mister Grinch I hope this sheds some light on who you really are!"

Grinch: "It's all good my tell all book How The Grinch Bought Out X-mas And Gave Back To The Poor drops this X-mas so cop that plus my video game comes out where I first person shoot zombies and drive over peeps in Grand Theft Auto Whoville Wildin' Out... The graphics are off the chain check it out!"

BSFS: "This is BSFS dot com... Next up we research the allegations of Jack Frost Nipping At Your Nose so stay tuned!"

Grinch: "Man BEEEEEEEEEEEP Jack Frost that N!&&@ cray cray! Southside Whoville Beyotches! Grinch Fool What! I aint steal X-mas I stole yo girl... She chose me and my 39 foot pole touch that!!!"

Have A Happy Holiday Season BSFS!!!

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LOL. what have you been drink? Give me some. LOL

It's all about setting the record straight and getting the truth out to the people!

The Grinch... Bow Down Beyotches!!!

I just jacked the Grinch! I rode up on that mark and said 'break yo'self fool! Get out the sled! I took his sled and went joyriding!

Frosty The Snowman (Big Frost), Kris Kringle (Santa Claus) and several of the most hardcore gutter elves all tattooed up like true gangstas' chill by the fireplace over a sit-down meeting with The Grinch...

Grinch: "The reason you all are here is I'm calling in some favors!'

Big Frost: "Tell me what happened so we can smoke dis phool!"

Grinch: "So I'm chilling in the drive-thru with a couple of Who Honeys you know how I do when some Vindicator cat rolled up on me from the blindside and jacked my sled... The one with the platinum grill and diamond iced out blades like whoa with the hydraulic suspension to make the body bounce up and down!"

Kris Kringle: "Tell me this dude did not violate up in Southside Whoville?"

Grinch: "Straight like dat... So I'm putting the word out on the Vindicator that's it's on and poppin' for the holiday season we don't play that!"

Kris Kringle: "You can use my sleigh and the elves here will break out the pipes, the pliers and the crowbar and go to work... We gonna get medieval on him!"

Grinch: "Kris you can't be up in the mix on this because you are still on parole so let them elves do that thang that they do and you hang off to the side okay!"

Kris Kringle: "Mrs. Clause made some cookies for ya eat up!"

Grinch: "Dayum are those the gingerbread treats... Mmmmm she is truly a bottom chick!"

Kris Kringle: "I gotchoo man now let's ride or die on this Vindicator because he has been naughty but we about to get nice on em!"

Big Frost: "After we handle this watcha gonna do about that Jack Frost beef?"

Grinch: "Oh I got something for him don't worry his nose is about to get nipped right back something fierce... For now pack it up and let's roll over to the Vindicator house I know where he stay at!"

What! The Grinch is gonna roll on the Vindicator! It's about to jump off!

You know what Iran??!! I CAN'T WITH YOU RIGHT NOW...LAWD!!!! 

Kris Kringle: "I've been hit... I'm bleeding out!"

Grinch: "I told you to stay in the sleigh while we handled this you're Santa Claus you can't be caught up in this hot ghetto mess think about the scandal it will cause and all the kids worldwide waiting for toys and whatnot!"

Kris Kringle: "FRAK those kids I ride or die for my peeps you know me I keeps it real!"

Big Frost: "It's not looking good we might have to cancel X-mas if we don't get him to the hospital soon!"

Grinch: "Where the FRAK did the Vindicator get a plasma heat seeking K2 rifle with a modified shrapnel projectile disperser?"

Big Frost: "Since Santa is fatter than the rest of us it must have sought out the greatest heat source... Just saying!"

Kris Kringle: "I'm not fat I'm metabolically challenged!"

Vindicator: "Get off my lawn you freaks!"

Grinch: "Man FRAK you I'm getting my sled back one way or another!"

Vindicator: "Southside Chiraq Fool What... If you aint Da Bears I aint feeling you player!"

Grinch: "I'm the Grinch do you know who you messing with!!!"

Big Frost: "We need to fall back and regroup he just incinerated two elves!"

Grinch: "We will retreat for now but we need to upgrade our tech to match his he is on some exotic sci-fi trip over there!"

Vindicator: "Listen to the snowman you don't want no more of this right here... I'm reloaded!"

Grinch: "We'll be back partner... Hey pour out a little liquor for those fallen elves over there!"

Big Frost: "It's sooo haaaaard to say goodbye to yesterdaaaaaaaa-yay-aaaaaaayy..."

Kris Kringle: "Dayum you can sang you need to be on American Idol for real now get me a medic I can't feel nothing in my legs!"

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