It's official... My South African wife has been sworn in as a naturalized citizen of the United States so now I can't neglect her anymore since she is protected by the constitution and can call President Obama for an airstrike now that she can legally vote with her uppity @$$!
This messes up my ultimate plan to invade Wakanda and overthrow the Black Panther but at least I still have the option to oppress Ronald T. Jones any time I feel like it!
I think her new classification is South African African American Woman...
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