The Department of Homeland Security just went broke and now all their bills are going to a collection agency and really screwing up their credit rating!
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/26/politics/dhs-shutdown-vote-republicans/index.html
Anywho...
While their guard is down this is an excellent chance for "Black Super Heroes" to step up and fill that void in this time of great terrorism!
We will need any black super heroes with flight capabilities to work a perimeter rotation around all U.S. beachfront areas and any black super heroes with super strength to fortify the greater inland areas where the populations are much larger!
Also we urge those black super heroes with long range projectile abilities like lasers out of the eyes and such to head to the mountains to get a higher defensive position you know just in case!
Black super heroes with no real super powers like Batman should assist with the technical side like protocols against computer hacking attacks and psychological studies!
If we do our duties well this could put black super heroes on the map and inside the conscious minds of many future consumers... In other words household name status!
We wish you well now get to work!
P.S. Don't be late on some CP Time and cause mass hysteria and panic unless there is a great story that leads to an even greater ending!
The Department of Homeland Security is currently taking donations so hook them up if you can spare a few...
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