My diabolical plot to freeze out Ronald T. Jones is working magnificently!
By altering the time space continuum and changing the weather dial I have implemented a frigid thermo zone to force the Vindicator (Ronald's secret identity btw) to surrender immediately or face further cold fronts!
Meanwhile I'll be sitting pretty over here on the west coast contemplating whether I want to start swimming season earlier than last year! Lol
Any east coast dwellers that wish to purchase extra sunlight I am having a garage sale this weekend and can bottle up some of that good heat for you at a decent price!
Ronald if you surrender peacefully I may turn the heat back up and possibly let you help me plant a few palm trees in the backyard as an afterthought!
In the meantime everybody else huddle up around one of those garbage can fires singing old Motown hits to stay warm!
Sorry for the inconvenience people...
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