Now we have a legitimate excuse to have a bar mitzvah!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/13/president-obama-black-miss-israel
The Holy Lands just got a street cred upgrade with the crowned Miss Israel now being black!
Suddenly I feel the need to speak more Hebrew... For spiritual reasons of course!
I think all the terrorists need to stand down because it would be ashamed if I had to go over there and see about somebody!
Flex: "Who shooting rockets at my boo?"
Terrorist: "My bad... Is she with you?"
Flex: "Yeah, she's uhm... She's a good friend of mine!"
Terrorist: "Does your wife know about her?"
Flex: "Don't be bringing my wife into this just stop shooting them rockets over here!"
Terrorist: "I'll pass the word around to all the other extremists groups that she is under your protection!"
Yityish: (Translated from Hebrew) "I need to get my hair did break me off a couple of dollars daddy!"
Flex: (Translated from Ebonics) "My Flex Hectic residual checks aint kicked in yet!"
But seriously, that is a positive step for Israel now they have to do something about that Israeli basketball team... Is their an Ethiopian baller with mad skills that could make them a threat for the gold medal?
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