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GYAN! GYAN! GYAN!
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Little Known Facts About the Ghana Soccer Team- Add em' if u got em'!
The Ghana Soccer Team's tears cure cancer. Too bad they have never cried.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but the Ghana Soccer Team can kill him and take it.
The Ghana Soccer Team once soccer kicked someone so hard that their feet broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
The Ghana Soccer Team doesn't read books. They stare them down until they get the information they want.
If you ask The Ghana Soccer Team what time it is, they always say, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" They soccer kick you in the face.
The Ghana Soccer Team sold their souls to the devil for their rugged good looks and unparalleled soccer ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the Ghana Soccer Team soccer kicked the devil in the face and took their souls back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They all now play poker in Hell every second Wednesday of the month.
The Ghana Soccer Team does not sleep. They wait.
There are no disabled people-only people who have met The Ghana Soccer Team.
The chief export of The Ghana Soccer Team is PAIN.
The Ghana Soccer Team is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for their left and right legs.
It was once believed that The Ghana Soccer Team actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by The Ghana Soccer Team itself to lure more pirates to them. Pirates never were very smart.
The Ghana Soccer Team recently had the idea to sell their urine as a canned beverage. We know their beverage today as Red Bull.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: The Ghana Soccer Team.
If you can see The Ghana Soccer Team, they can see you. If you can't see The Ghana Soccer Team, you may be only seconds away from death.
On The 7th day, God rested.... The Ghana Soccer Team took over.
When their superior soccer prowess fails to resolve a situation, The Ghana Soccer Team plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, they play zombie.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to The Force: The Light side, The Dark side, and The Ghana Soccer Team.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met The Ghana Soccer Team, who gave them a soccer kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into an artificial form of The Ghana Soccer Team.
The Ghana Soccer Team drinks napalm to quell their heartburn.
The true answer to "What is the Matrix" is-the Ghana Soccer Team.
A duck's quack does not echo. The Ghana Soccer Team is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why they will simply stare at you, grimly.
The Ghana Soccer Team' soccer kick is so powerful it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
If you want a list of The Ghana Soccer Team's enemies, just check the extinct species list-US Soccer Team recently added.
The Ghana Soccer Team has never blinked in their entire life. Never.
When The Ghana Soccer Team's cook burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, they said, "don't worry about it," and went off into the bush. They came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when they threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When the amazed cook asked them how they had done it, they gave him a soccer kick to the face and said, "Never question The Ghana Soccer Team!"
The Ghana Soccer Team once shot an enemy plane down with their fingers, by yelling, "Bang!"
The Ghana Soccer Team doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
The Ghana Soccer Team can only be undone by casting them into the fires of Mt. Doom. At least they'd like you to think so...
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? The Ghana Soccer Team.
The Ghana Soccer Team invented a language that incorporates karate and soccer kicks. So next time The Ghana Soccer Team is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, they may be just trying to tell you they like your shorts.
The Ghana Soccer Team went to World Cup looking for a bar but couldn't find one. They walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around them. They then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. The Ghana Soccer Team yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
Wu-Tang Clan has officially conceded that the Ghana Soccer Team "ain't nuttin to *%$*@ wit."
One time while sparring with Wolverine, a member of the Ghana Soccer Team accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, The Ghana Soccer Team, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly soccer kicked through a car windshield.
The Ghana Soccer Team does not use spell check. If they happen to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
In the original pilot for Star Trek, The Ghana Soccer Team can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with their high energy producing soccer kicks.
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