GQ Zombie!

Why is it that vampires and werewolves are romanticized while zombies are not?Even Frankenstein has a bride all prepped up for him but zombies are never given a true significant other.So what should be done to make zombies have more sex appeal?Should there be a zombie perfume/cologne to mask that scent of the undead?How about zombie cosmetics with vitamin E face creams and Shea butter lotions for that undead skin flake problem?Should zombies be fed tofu brains so that they are weaned off the taste of human flesh to keep blind dates from that awkward moment waiting to happen?Should there be a NAACP for zombies to teach tolerance and integration?The NAAZP... The National Association for Advancement of Zombie People!

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