I just uncovered a plot by evil, cyborg aliens from the Galactic Core to eliminate Christmas. So, I took immediate action. Using my quantum teleporter, I appeared on the cyborg aliens' space vessel and singlehandedly diverted its course away from Earth, in the process killing 2,000 of them in a bloody firefight.I then hacked into the alien ship's computer, reprogrammed it to self destruct and teleported back to Earth seconds before the ship exploded. It turns out that the light from the explosion was so bright that it could be seen from Earth. It's the same light that human historians refer to as the light of Bethlehem. That was my doing everybody. I saved Christmas! You don't have to thank me, it's all in a day's work!
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