I just got back from the planet Paradyme of The Four Worlds systems and I am in desperate need of an alibi!
I assassinated the prime minister who really really had it coming... I mean all that corruption balled into one conniving scheming individual had to be dealt with one way or another so I took the initiative!
After uncovering one conspiracy after another using my deep deep deep underground connections I did what had be done to spare the tax payers of planet Paradyme trillions of dollars in lost revenue and to restore a sense of decency to a once proud and prosperous planet!
Plus I have a vacation timeshare there which I bought on the cheap at an auction with beautiful scenery that the prime minister was going to seize due to my unwillingness to bow down and play ball to his dictatorial demands... FRAKKING POLITICS I tell ya!
So I was like forget this mess and used my extensive but conflictive Jedi/Sith training along with my Predator stealth tech (Killed one of them... Long story) and infiltrated the senate meeting and put a couple caps in him and let him see my face so that he knew good and well that I did this to him (Mr. Biggs) and escaped massive retaliatory gun fire out of a 8,457 story window WHEW!
SO... If anyone asks just tell them I was here all day TROLLING as I usually do and creating meaningless threads!
I appreciate your assistance and cooperation in this matter and thanks for your support!
Sincerely Yours
Flex Hectic
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