Kermit The Frog broke up with Miss Piggy for a gold digging pig who is clearly after all that Muppet and Sesame Street money...
http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up
Sources behind the scenes claim that Denise had been a career sidepiece before upgrading to full fledge mistress status once she saw the relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy became more estranged!
As soon as the breakup was officially announced she skeezed her way right into that pond full of cash to do nothing more than to get hers and then some!
Paparazzi waiting outside (That's TMZ for the uninitiated) caught Denise leaving an expensive beauty shop (I mean she did upgrade her status right might as well go all in) where she made this statement...
Denise: "Don't hate the Muppet hate the game beyotches!"
She then sped off in her fully paid for Bugatti with platinum rims and vanity plates flossing like what!!!
Say it aint so Kermit... More as this story develops!
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