Ronald just posted a trailer for the movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter so here is your chance to pull someone out of Black History and place them in a super heroic sic-fi gig outside of what they are publicly known for.Malcolm X is The Troll Trapper!Little did the Black Power Movement know that Malcolm Little had a Little secret...Code named Detroit Red he was trained as a special weapon that targeted Trolls!Malcolm X: "You didn't land on Plymouth Rock... Plymouth Rock landed on you!"(Smashes huge rock on top of a Troll laying half dead on its back)Featuring Samuel L. Jackson as Malcolm X!Malcolm X: "Get these Motha beeeeeeping Trolls off this Motha beeeeeeeping plane!"Halle Berry as Betty Shabazz because... We trying to sell this movie and sex too!Betty Shabazz: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeehhhhhhh... A Troooooooolll!"(She's just gonna scream through the movie like Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman)Brad Pitt as Da White Man!Da White Man: "Are you El Hajj Malik..."Malcolm X: "What do you want White Man?"Da White Man: "I have a Troll problem. I need you to do what you do best so called negro!"(Insert ridiculous over the top action scene featuring Malcolm tossing ninja like X shaped stars that explode on impact with a special Troll killing powder that melts them like acid)Malcolm X: " By Any Means Necessarry Motha Beeeeeeeeper!"Coming to a bootleg seller on Fifty Third Avenue and King Drive near you... Next to the train tracks... By Popeys's Chicken... Where the 147 Bus stops... Google it in case you get lost and don't go there at night... Ever!Have fun!
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