The following states have been annexed by The Lord of The Rings franchise and henceforth will hereby be referred to as Middle Earth...
Tennessee (Sorry Jarvis)
Kentucky
Arkansas
Alabama
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And Georgia which will now be known as Southside Shire and ruled by a bunch of Hobbits!
Please report to the nearest reconditioning center for new assignments and Sword and Soul detail... And hurry up because them Orcs is coming mad crazy like!
Thanks for your cooperation
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