The Dukes of Hazard!

Hazard County will be losing some merchandising and licensing revenue soon over the recent confederate flag issue...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/24/no-more-dukes-of-hazzard-toys-with-confederate-flag/29210683/

That will probably hurt any chances of a Duke Boys reboot in Hollywood...

https://youtu.be/zRX4mlFi06A

Perhaps they might race bend and make them two southern black boys pushing a Dodge Charger on spinning rims! Lol

Should they change the name of the car in that series from the General Lee to the General Grant for political correctness sake?

Rick Ross has dibs on playing the modern day version of Boss Hogg and Mike Epps has Roscoe P. Coltrane potential all day every day!

Any random rap video vixen could play Daisy so no need to stress over casting that role...

Cedric The Entertainer as Cooter and Steve Harvey as Uncle Jessie should work out nicely!

Tyrese who already has Fast and Furious experience can play opposite Terrence Howard as the black version of the Duke boys... I mean what would a southern based series be without the southern drawl of Terrence Howard it just wouldn't be right mayne! Lmao

Oprah can executive produce since she favors the backwater epic escapism featured in these types of projects!

Anywho...

Pour out a little liquor for the confederate flag which will go away for a minute only to return once defiant rednecks start standing their ground in mass and declare a Civil War rematch!

I wonder how many are right now buying their confederate flags in makeshift treasure chests for later use when the coast is clear... Or at least when the time for it's return is suitable for public consumption after the political correct era dies down a bit!

Stay tuned... 

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