How long has it been since we had one of these moments?
The original internet rap creator returns to drop more of that good stuff you have been missing in your life!
See if you can find all the innuendos and whatnot...
Some say that the universe started from a triple dark one
I spontaneously burst from singularity just to spark one
Elements began to form from cyclonic random nebulas
To form a rhyme that swirled into patterns so irregular
Dark energy and dark matter sucked into a black hole
I'm talking about me and yo girl you ignorant @$$ hole
Focus on the finger and you miss all that heavenly glory
I reverse time space continuum just to start a new story
You think it's groundhog's day because I pound all day
Lost in space and it's time to for you to find yawll's way
That light at the end of the tunnel is a choo choo train
Traveling the speed of light leaving you a doo doo stain
Get off these tracks while I rip them all to utter oblivion
With bars from Mars to leave you totally blind in stygian
Dark lords with dark swords at the ready to spark more
Bites bigger than barks don't expect them to bark more
Your feeble skills no match for what I bring to the battle
Your whole army is bringing the slaughter to the cattle
Disturbance in the force? Saw you coming before you left
Stood over your corpse as you breathed your last breathe
My rhymes echo throughout the galaxy for anyone to reply
Cosmic novas explode and are then reborn so why even try?
Your own homegrown genome not enough to call my bluff
Banished to the dark side of the moon... Go pack yo stuff
My plaid light saber with platinum bezel diamond to the hilt
Matches my primary colored spandex unstable molecular silk
Don't make me angry I might turn green or a little off purple
Born in a vacuum of space but my orbit completes the circle
I got so many complexities and yet oh so little time to evolve
I'm like a Riddle up in Batman's head that needs to be solved
These rhymes intelligently designed combined acts of divinity
Multiverses of verses that repeat themselves looped in infinity!
Nothing to see here folks keep it moving...
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