What men and women really mean!Women's English:Yes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorryWe need = I wantIt's your decision = You should already knowDo what you want = You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk = I need to complainSure go ahead = Don't even try itI'm not upset = Hell yea, I'm pissed!You're so manly = Its time for a shave, and u sweat too much...it gets in your clothes and it stinksBe romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighsThis kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new houseI want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, andwallpaperI heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleepDo you love me? = I'm going to ask for somethingexpensiveHow much do you love me? = I did something todayyou're going to hateI'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoesand find a good game on TVYou have to learn to communicate = Just agree with meAre you listening to me!? = [Too late, you'redead]Men's English:I'm hungry = I'm hungryI'm sleepy = I'm sleepyI'm tired = I'm tiredDo you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventuallylike to have sex with youCan I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventuallylike to have sex with youCan I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like tohave sex with youMay I have this dance? = I'd eventually like tohave sex with youNice dress! = Nice cleavage!You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want tofondle youWhat's wrong? = What stupid self inflictedpsychological trauma is it now?What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of thequestionI'm bored = Do you want to have sex?I love you = Let's have sex now!I love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sexYes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked itbetter beforeLet's talk = I'll impress you by showing youI am a deep guy then maybe sex?Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for youto have sex with othersI don't think that blouse and that skirt go welltogether = I'm gayOriginally posted by Sister Ashia Vereen of http://readersinmotionbookclub.ning.com
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