SEE... This is what happens when you don't have full time moderators on staff! Lol
The Grinch: "Yo, yo, yo it's your boy The Grinch coming to you live from Southside, Whoville representing to the fullest! I got my peeps up in here with me and we about to set it off for the holiday season nice and thick! I got my mans Kris Kringle aka Santa Claus and Big Frost aka Frosty the Snowman! We about to hit you up with some Christmas carol bars... Since this is my album I'll go in first!"
Grinch: They say I'm a mean man because I'm The Grinch
I will take twelve yards even if you only give me an inch
I didn't steal Christmas I stole your girl she's the witness
We made angels in the snow but that beez our business
I'm green because that's the color that fills my pocket
I took a whole dayum holiday and sealed and locked it
My New Years resolution is to cause major confusion
That diss song about me left the singer with a contusion
Wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole? Yeah I gotchoo
Stink? Stank? Stunk? Now it's too late cause I spot you
I told my mans Kris Kringle to creep slow douse the light
Rudolph turned his nose off as we sailed in deep night
On Donner and Blitzen and all them reindeer hold tight
The deep barrel of my infra red heat seeker we roll tight
Twas the night before Christmas not a creature was stirring
You can't talk with candy cane in your mouth stop slurring
I'm the Grinch from Southside, Whoville this is how we do
I'm gonna let Santa and his elves finish off your whole crew!
Kris Kringle: I'm Kris Kringle with your girl is who I mingle
You said she was with you but she claimed she was single
I got gifts that just keep on giving that's how I'm living
I come down chimneys figure out my subliminal driveling
If she has been naughty and nice I might regift her twice
My North Pole is blinged out and covered up all in ice
Who knew Santa could bring it like a blizzard of tiffs?
It's December twenty fifth you better open them gifts
On the twelfth day of Christmas I gave you a pass
Don't mess with Santa or I will get all up in the @$$
Me and The Grinch we are tight like a Ju-jitsu clinch
Jack Frost nips at your nose I gave his girl a shiatsu pinch
If you thought I did this for the kids you must be crazy
That's just a front so Mrs. Claus won't catch me swayze
Big Frost are you ready to set this mother frakker off?
Hit them all up real big and blaze all these slackers off!
Big Frost: Big Frosty iced out head to toe you never lost me
You can't out boss me aint a cat alive that can toss me
Check the wrist, the neck and the belt it's all ice cold
A magical top hat and a heart with a platinum soul
Merry Christmas... I just bought out the whole entire bar
Forty ounces and Crystal to fit into my whole entire car
Forty inch rims spinning in the wind and so full of win
That yellow snow on my leg means I am so full of gin
Grinch told me to go all in so I did that and then some
Your girl left with me you lose some and you win some
Don't hate the snowman hate the game you some lame
If you took the time to learn it I might show you some game
My mans Kringle and them be about gifts and whatnot
Tiny elves and eight reindeer to come blow up the spot
Shout out to Southside, Whoville representing to the fullest
You think you are colder than me then you on that Bull...!
The Grinch: "See that's what I'm talking about we be the illest in here! You cats don't know how we do you aint ready for this you know what I'm saying! And that cat throwing shade on my name for years can kiss my.....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I'm the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Grinch I don't play that! Anybody want beef with The Grinch bring it! Jack Frost BEEEEEEEP you and your nipping noses punk!"
Kris Kringle: "I'd like to say what's up to all my peeps at the North Pole, my elves, my reindeer, my homeboy Rudolph keeping it lit up 100 every year! And to all the ladies out there keeping it naughty and nice I got gifts for you so leave some cookies by the fireplace... Kris Kringle N!&&@$ what! The gift that keeps on giving!"
Big Frost: "Wassup to my peoples Ebenezer Scrooge be about those dollars mayne forget them broke @$$ ghosts! YO my album drops next so go cop that ASAP... PEACE!!!"
Happy Holidays BSFS dot com... I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did writing it!
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