After being awash with the histories and the pre-histories of the people who run this planet. They claim to have invented everything but in reality have invented weapons of mass destruction and perpetuated the desire to find life on other planets. Well they finally left to fulfill that dream and become the life on another planet. The end result was they got there and had to start over in a primitive living. Meanwhile there is peace on Earth and good will toward men.
Villains run a muck now that everyone's got cell phones. Scientist can't figure out wither it was the phone booth or the hardwired phone connection that enabled mild mannered folks to become super heros. There has been a rash of hero sightings near construction sights as would be crusaders make use of port-a-potties. Super dude was last seen flying by with TP trailing on his shoe. This has led to desperate people crying out "save me, but don't touch me" and "did you wash your hands?". One enterprising hero uses the motto, 'dirty hands for a dirty job' and 'I take out the trash'. The NDA has banned the use of port-a-potties for hero transformations. Would be heroes gathered at the Whitehouse steps to protest the gov ban on the use of port-a-potties, arguing that since the phone booth is gone they have come out of the water-closet. The trend has really caught on and the public now believes we all are heroes. Folks have long spent too much time in the potty as it is and many can't claim to be anymore of a hero than anyone else. Still........
Well friends this episode has run it's course and until the next time we flush, remember, you too could be a hero and wash your hands before saving.
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