I can tell you a huge story with a small statement. Thus I give you the worlds greatest toys coming soon for your sci-fi kids.
1. the string-less yo-yo, perhaps called a "yo".
2. the sonic boomerang, also comes in a stealth model. (eat your heart out Batman!)
3. the iLite Saber, the Boy Scout pocket knife is passe. (user can't not flash airplanes) and yes Boy Scouts are Jedi. Still nothing beats a Girl Scout cookie. Oh wait, a Wookie with a perm.
4. 2D glasses, so that the world doesn't pop out at you. Flatten your friends.
5. the stick, forever the best, darn!
6. the box, supersedes every toy, even the stick.
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