CILF Haibun continued yes it gets worse

It’s a trying day when your thoughts of superiority are proven false. When your races ego is crushed in an instant with just one message. It went to the United Nations during a meeting of the general body. How they knew when to send it is beyond me but of course these are smart creatures remember. The actual contents of the letter were never revealed but the gist of it was released by the media. It appeared that the Congress of Intelligent Life Forms (CILF) was going to annihilate all indigenous life forms on the planet earth in order to make way for the Intergalactic Monument for Interspecies Peace and Coexistence. Though as done in the case of their previous projects and the ecocides they would pick the top five species on each planet and relocate them to a reservation on another planet. The species would be judged on criteria of intelligence, efficiency, level of civility, and complexity. The leadership of humanity sat comfortably knowing full well that mankind was the most dominant of the species on earth and that the humans would no doubt be picked. “Why who else would they chose?” the politicians chuckled. Imagine their surprise when the listings were finally released.

Superior species:
Ants, bees, elephants, grass, trees…
No human beings

All of humanity was outraged and soon afterwards a committee was formed to appeal the decision from CILF. Not long after the committee who submitted the appeal, the committee disappeared and was never heard from again effectively ending all attempts at diplomatic solutions. The only thing left to do was for humanity to prepare to defend itself. Humanity prepared to do what it did best, fight. War, is mankind’s favorite pastime. As you would expect the atmosphere was rather giddy as soldiers were trained and planes were and tanks were built. Mankind actually looked forward to it. “If they weren’t going to live they weren’t going to die without a fight” they thought.
As time passed earth came to one-hundred percent military readiness. They were ready for the attack and waited for the fateful day in which the proof of their superiority or the their annihilation would come from one bloody battle. But to the humans disappointment the battle never came. The CILF knew the human strength was in was and even though they could still easily defeat them they decided on a different approach. Instead of using the power of war to whip out humanity why not the power of love? So one day while the humans sat around patiently cleaning their guns waiting. CILF fire a single barrage of missiles into the earth’s atmosphere. The missiles glided through the sky releases behind it a stream of gas. No one knew what the gas was until a strange thing start happening… people began to make out.

Oxycotin gas
In the air guns drop
so do pants

That is right CILF released a concentrated human love hormone into the atmosphere inducing a lust like trance in which humanity would never recover from. That is right CILF made mankind sex itself to death and sex itself to death mankind did. The whole affair was video documented by the CILF war cancel for future analysis of sex based warfare. The documentary was viewed by the public and was nominated by the Academy of Sensual Species for the award for best full participation orgy of a now extinct species. The documentary can still be viewed at the Library of Interspecies Coordinated Killing or your local intergalactic adult film store.


Aliens questions
War library or sex shop?
Will wife want to watch?

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